Whoowee are the headlines today indicative of someone having got their munchies today, or in the words of the advert - "I got it all today!"
Headline-1 "Stinging attack on tender system."
... Hmm, what system was tender?
Headline-2 "Rocket Woman to command Discovery"
... It's getting better! What discovery is she going to command and what did she have to do to be called the 'Rocket Woman'?
Headline-3 "Riding High!"
... There they go again. It just doesn't stop.
Headline-4 "Tim's on top form"
... I give up. What's with everyone today
Oh well, I suppose the sports section will be better.
Headline-5 "Keeping it in family"
... Cor! Even the surfers are giving it a shot.
Okay now, one last try on the back of the business page -
Headline-6 "Patta to grill Zim's Moyo"
... Well I'm just not going into that territory now. You can just make up your own mind on this one!
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